An excerpt from "Ninja pickup lines":
Excuse me. Haven’t you never seen me before?
From across the room I thought your body was punching, but now I can see it’s kicking.
Good stuff at http://www.askaninja.com.
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As promised, here come one metric shit-ton of updates. In no particular order. I’ve done the best I can to split them up into proper categories, but given the hour and my motivation, failure is nie.
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Cool video of a package traveling through a warehouse at UPS. No wonder they lose things every now and then
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Interesting time shift of an artist’s pencil drawing
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Alternate script for Star Wars, Revenge of the Sith
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Play every video game you can possibly remember…yes, even Contra…up up down down left right left right if you’re still with me you are a fucking nerd
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If you’ve not read about soundboards in this blog yet, you need to go back to the archives. Enter Mr. Rogers
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A little comedy thanks to The Onion: North Korea Nukes Self In Desperate Plea For Attention
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You’ll be too drunk to remember this, but Cornell (yes, the University) did a study on shot glass size relating to how much a bartender pours. Bet all you Leo grads feel like a dumbass knowing that Ivy League bastards are getting paid to do research at bars and all we had was The Shithole Known As Ralph’s (don’t kill me for that comment Bobby, you know I Love This Bar)
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The Facts About Chuck Norris. I’ve not ready anything funnier in quite a while. Here’s a sample: "Chuck Norris isn’t hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris."
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SawStop: The World’s Safest Table Saw. Watch what happens when a hot dog hits the blade. Simply amazing; be sure to read "How It Works"
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If you’ve read this far, you’re in luck: here’s how to defeat most Interactive Voice Recognition systems aka the fucking system that makes you wait on hold while speaking in a soothing voice until they decide to dump your call
Whew, just in time. Almost lost my focus.
Videos10 Jan 2006 04:12 pm
Pretty good video for Carlton Draught Beer, although I don’t think you can buy it many places in the states.
Tons more updates coming soon.
And I thought Tyra was white. I was wong.
"You need to take responsibility for yo’ self…you don’t know where the hell I come from."
You go girl.
Videos17 Oct 2005 02:09 pm
A trooper gets hit by a car on the highway, flips into the air and lands in the middle of the road. He nearly gets hit by two more approaching cars, but still somehow manages to live. Insane.
http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/879.html
Another crazy video…this time an officer following a vehicle gets sprayed by some goons shooting out of their rear window while driving away. Even scary than the movies cause it’s real:
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/texasshootout.html
*WARNING*
This next video could be one of the most graphic things you’ve ever seen. There are no blood and guts, but it’s just as bad. You’ve been warned.
A deputy pulls over some crazed idiot who grabs a rifle and opens fire. Deputy gets hit multiple times but still returns fire. Assailant walks up to him and point-blank pulls the trigger while aiming at the deputy’s head. The screams are chilling. The deputy was just 22 years old, survived by a wife and a 22 month old baby.
http://www.policeone.com/lodvids/v7p2high.wmv
Sure…police choose their line of work, but it doesn’t mean we shouldn’t thank them every once in a while.