As promised, here come one metric shit-ton of updates. In no particular order. I’ve done the best I can to split them up into proper categories, but given the hour and my motivation, failure is nie.
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Cool video of a package traveling through a warehouse at UPS. No wonder they lose things every now and then
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Interesting time shift of an artist’s pencil drawing
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Alternate script for Star Wars, Revenge of the Sith
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Play every video game you can possibly remember…yes, even Contra…up up down down left right left right if you’re still with me you are a fucking nerd
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If you’ve not read about soundboards in this blog yet, you need to go back to the archives. Enter Mr. Rogers
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A little comedy thanks to The Onion: North Korea Nukes Self In Desperate Plea For Attention
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You’ll be too drunk to remember this, but Cornell (yes, the University) did a study on shot glass size relating to how much a bartender pours. Bet all you Leo grads feel like a dumbass knowing that Ivy League bastards are getting paid to do research at bars and all we had was The Shithole Known As Ralph’s (don’t kill me for that comment Bobby, you know I Love This Bar)
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The Facts About Chuck Norris. I’ve not ready anything funnier in quite a while. Here’s a sample: "Chuck Norris isn’t hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris."
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SawStop: The World’s Safest Table Saw. Watch what happens when a hot dog hits the blade. Simply amazing; be sure to read "How It Works"
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If you’ve read this far, you’re in luck: here’s how to defeat most Interactive Voice Recognition systems aka the fucking system that makes you wait on hold while speaking in a soothing voice until they decide to dump your call
Whew, just in time. Almost lost my focus.