According to the Tampa Tribune, Hillsborough county and Tampa rank first in the state for traffic crashes; we’re in the top 5 nationwide for crashes with injuries.  And you wonder why car insurance is so much when you call to renew.  You’ll never see anyone from the Tampa Bay area on a Geico commercial, elated that "I just saved a boatload of money by switching to Geico."  They might as well quit showing that fucking commercial around here.

And because of Tampa’s stupendous performance in the traffic crash department, we’ll now have some new cars riding around town trying to spot aggressive drivers.  The arsenal includes an Expedition, Lincoln LS, Ford Explorer, and a red Ford F150.  No whip antennas, no tell-tale yellow license plates, and no visible lights (until it’s too late).

Looks like I’ll have to stop weaving in and out of traffic, taunting other drivers, and ramming cars who cut in front of me.

Sneaky Tampa police.  Next thing you know they’ll be posing as Coco the Clown who’s looking for some ass.  Oh wait, they already did that.