Alright, I don’t have time to write tons of shit that nobody is probably reading anyway, but here are some amusing links:

  • Cooter, from the original Duke’s of Hazzard, thinks you shouldn’t go see the new movie starring Jessica Simpson unless they clean it up. Who the hell would still want to be called Cooter, after all these years?
  • CIA? Paranoid? You might think, but have you heard about the Coca-Cola promotion involving Coke cans that were actually GPS transmitters, and you’d win a prize when it’s activated? Well, the CIA caught wind and started checking Coke cans at the door.
  • Ever seen the Airplane Graveyard? Thousands and thousands of planes parked in the desert. And who says Americans are wasteful?
  • Like a capella music? How about Nintendo? Put them together, and you get this, from a group at the University of Wisconsin Apparently, they do other things besides make cheese up there. When you watcht that video, try to guess what games they are emulating by the sound and the theater-like performance. If your parents were Nazi’s and never let you play Nintendo, view the list of games here:
    1) Mario Bros. “Flag/Stage Clear”
    2) Super Mario Bros. Main Theme
    3) Dr. Mario
    4) Mario Bros. 3
    5) Mario Bros. “Star”
    6) Tetris
    7) Mortal Kombat
    8) Mario Bros. “Dungeon”
    9) The Legend of Zelda
    10) Mario Bros. “Game Over”.
  • Funny video about real life vs. the internet