I listened to these crank calls by Junkyard Willy the other day and could not stop laughing. It’s one guy who uses a synthesizer and hijacks incoming calls to major corporations. He plays the fool and gets the callers pretty riled up. Don’t miss these.

Corrupt Phone Company
Quote: “Listen, listen. If we want your opinion, we’ll beat it out of you. I don’t need a commentary…”

Pen Replacement
Quote: “Just pick a price and sell it to them. What are they so picky that they gotta have a specific price? I mean how ridiculous is that…charge her whatever you want!”